Movie marathon n. One of the countless ways one can spend summer vacation, involving (almost) countless different movies of different kinds, which one may watch one after the other, either on DVD or, if one has enough money, in the Mall of Asia’s IMAX.
Among the other things I did this long summer (gracious gift of global warming) was to watch some big-name flicks, some not so big-name flicks, and some flicks with names that would scare the pants off the MTRCB but shouldn’t be doing so.
The IMAX is big. Really big. Too big for comfort. Well, it’s good enough, though the screen is rather too close to your face that you can’t see the whole screen at once. Which is kind of a letdown if you’re watching Spider-Man 3.
Yes, I’ve watched it. Perhaps you already know the story enough not to be afraid of spoilers. Ask me how many villains there are; I’d say, don’t know how many there should be, but here are some:
- VENOM!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! (shows evil toothy grin)
- And the Sandman! (I just loved it when Spidey got sand in his suit
)
- And … that new Goblin guy, whom I kind of wish hadn’t died so soon. He could make a great villain in Spidey 4. Problem was, the movie was becoming so long with three bad guys on the loose that the makers decided to lop them back to two. At least Harry dies a good guy and a friend to Peter/Spidey.
Is the alien ooze thingy another bad guy? Or only when it formed Venom (with the jealous rival photographer guy)? Don’t know. Maybe. Usually we think aliens are bad guys. Then again, maybe it’s just another lonely misunderstood little alien critter. Hehe.
(And did I mention I loved it when Spidey got sand in his suit? P.S. Spoilers end here.)
Anyway. Now to get to the other movies.
I saw a bit of The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D. But not in 3-D. Because I didn’t have the 3-D glasses. And because it was airing on TV and not in a 3-D movie theater. But in any case it’s not bad. At least the dream landscapes there are out of this world. It said somewhere that there was supposed to be a kissing scene in the film. Stupid.
The characters are just kids! Nothing but an on-the-cheek thing, of course.
And I saw part of King Kong. If this film’s a colossal hit, thank the graphics. But then graphics are what make colossal hits out of Spidey 1, 2, and 3, Pirates 1, 2, and 3, and Shrek 1, 2, and 3, not to mention the other big-time visual feasts like the X-men and the Fantastic Four and of course the fully-animated movies.
There’s more.
It was a rainy afternoon, the kind of gloomy rainy day which completely blots out the sun and rains down in gentle showers. The kind that inspires lovelorn poets and the like. That kind of day.
(Get to the f__ing point, will you?!)
(Sorry.
)
So anyway, it was that kind of a gloomy rainy day, and I, trapped at home without nearby cousins to visit, decided to watch something.
That something was a movie that the MTRCB would kill you for watching. Either because (a) they’re devoutly Catholic or (b) they didn’t read the book.
That something was, yes, you guessed it: (ominous church music) The Da Vinci Code.
I watched it. And didn’t go strapping on a spiky belt thingy and whipping my back and assassinating people from secret members of some deep dark secret society, which I think doesn’t really exist.
Honestly, I don’t see what’s so dangerous about an imaginative fictional story that has real places in it. If people would only accept that the story doesn’t have to be true, then the danger disappears, and this controversial flick becomes merely another fictional film that’s safe enough to watch if you don’t start believing in it. No different from action films with guns and car chases: if you know they’re not real, then you can watch all you want. Of course, it’s bad news if you start believing in the Code’s conspiracy theories, which aren’t even original, by the way. The simple rule is this: Don’t get hypnotized by such movies.
Not some over-the-edge rule that bans people below 18. But hey, conservatives will be conservatives.
As for me, I think the music and the camera angles could have been better. None of those dark cons of man or Church secrets bothers me.
Enjoy your last days! I invite you to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, or Shrek the Third. Watch either (or both, if you have enough money–and sorry about the Spider-Man 3 spoilers!) before school starts eating up your time!