I don’t suppose that readers of this relatively new blog (if there are any readers) are going to recognize who posts on it.
So here is the introduction.
This blog is run by a guy named Mike.
But if you’re thinking just one guy with one mind writing only what comes from that one mind, think again.
There are a number of little guys inside Mike’s brain who argue over what he should be writing. They are like split personalities or alter egos who stand for different facets in Mike’s everyday life and profile. (Bipolar mercuriate will help expose these little guys’ profiles.)
Speaking of profiles, here is another introduction, this time to some of the guys. They do not really have formal names:
Reason is that guy who looks rationally at things. Uses school smarts to solve problems.
The Board of Emotion is a board of little guys who dictate Mike’s current emotions. Responsible for mood swings:
Optimista. 
Looks toward the future, at blue skies, and is generally–happy.
Pissimista. 
All gray skies and rain for this one. Heartbreaks, oppressive summer heat, etc. all get this guy down.
Komedyante. 
:p Funnyman who can relate with people better than most of the other guys in Mike’s brain.
Senti_Mike. (insert heart shape) If love comes to Mike, then it comes mostly to Senti_Mike. So far he’s been out of luck.
Venge. (insert horned head shape) Plans crazy schemes and sometimes wants to get his revenge. Often hotheaded or sulking.
Between lonely Reason and the split personalities of the Board of Emotion, they then control Mike’s hands and mouth so that he then says something dumb, insulting, nonsensical, or otherwise undesirable, and posts it online for all critics to see. (Forgive Pissimista for adding that. Peace.)
Perhaps this way, future readers will understand why, then, will Mike be making slips or mood swings in his blog posts. :p
